Quotes from the unwashed masses:

"Six legged crickets? They don't make those, do they?"


"There was a black and white bird in my backyard...."
"It was a penguin!"
"But penguins are pink!!!!!"


"(indignant) Why do we need to know basic information?!"


"What's an Oak?"

"Can I take the lid off? ::pauses, rips of lid::
No, it will cause a catas-(trips over dog)...trophe.....!!"
Sallie

"All males are my man-whores. SUBMIT!!!"
"..............to folio...?"
amu and the stupid

"well, i'm glad steven's a paternal gay!" - kelley

"I'm a hardcore blink182 fan."
Ryan
aren't oxymorons the best?

"Thats called maternal instinct. First you get that, then you start 'accidently' forgetting your birth control... and then... (gives look)"
"Oh my god, am I an accident?!!?"
Mom, Heather

"I have trouble with my accent when I get excited."
"Hell, I have trouble with your accent when I get excited."
Heather's Mom, Lucas

"I never want to get married, it seems so boring."
"It's funny, I was just saying that to your father earlier to day."
heather's family

"They've been left out for a while, so I don't think I want any genitals."
heather

"He's doubly scared of bloody breasts."
"...I would be too..."
Heather, awesome store guy at Maude V.