“It’s not a TRUE hike unless we are topless.” (Sexy yoga-on-cliff photographer guy glances up.)
Amy

"I saw a documentary where a child was trapped under an escalator.. it was really gross."
Rolf (not so much the quote that was funny- but the horrified stares from the two children next to us ^_^)

"It is REALLY hard to remember to pull up your pants sometimes..."
Heather

""When I close my eyes... I can't see you....!"
Naomi
(She and Kelley think along similar lines)

"Hey, it's sallie's boob."
"It doesn't SAY boob, you idiot. what are you talking about?"
Heather and Naomi

"Who's touching my foot? Is that my own butt?"
-Mason

"How wet is myyyyy butt!?!?!"
Sallie, bent over a cliff, looking back at heather and rolf- clutching her arse.

"That rock is floating down the river........."
Heather

"5 second rule."
DJ, on having sex with the dead.

"Now that's devotion. You know you have a good man when he'll suck blood from your neck with a straw."
-Jenny, GHS

"Foonerall.... I know it means something... but I can't remember...."
"oooh!!! Funeral!"
-Sallie, Heather

"I don't want to hear any more about pulsating hot dogs........."
Heather

"You're the breast Nazi!"
-Sallie, to Erin

"pencils go in pencil holders, babies go in trash bags. i wish people would just stop fighting the natural order of things!"
billy (quoted by amberly)