"Well, to be fair, we could just measure our vaginas."
"Like, with a dipstick?"
Amy, Mason

"It's so inconveneint when pandas come fuck your head."
"I know, always on their schedule, never on mine."
Amy, Mason

"So anyway, my day got a lot better after I realized you hadn't killed an infant."
Heather's Mom

"So Mason, What's going down?"
"Well, this is Amy. That's what's going down."
"Ba-duh-Bump!" *drumstick motion*
Jeff, Mason, Mattais

"His pocos are bigger than my pocos."
Mrs. Kossmann

"We should be proud of our weinies!!"
Dr. Pickett

"Stop looking at my food like it's UGLY."
Mason

"He didn't even say anything! He just kinda fingered me."
Laura

"You mean, you want me to shoot off in a pile of Coyote feces!?!?!??!"
Rolf

"I can do both of you at once...
"Sallie is really tight....
"Does that feel good? I've never done two people at once before...."
"I can hardy feel that."
"I'm sorry! I'm just afraid of hurting sallie, she's so tight....."
"ARE YOU USING AN APPLE?!?!"
"Do you have any bananas?"
3 of Rolf, Heather, Rolf, Heather, Rolf

"But babies don't ooze blue jam!"
Heather

"Are you ready to party party party?"
"Yes, but by the time you cube a party it's just kinda square"
-amu, erin

"It’s like a hug from your mommy. Except your mommy is your heroin dealer and she’s shooting drugs in your neck. But other than that… it’s like a hug from your mommy.”
-Megan

"Look, you are so stupid that people we don't even KNOW are laughing at you!!"
"It's the Hampton School of Self Esteem!"
Mom, Lucas (To me)

"I'll make Mason the dom, even if I have to whip him into submission!"
amu

"I see everyone as men!"
"Even Amy?"
"........yes........"
Mason, Heather

"I can't go to the bathroom because Heather is a slave driver and won't let me...."
Rolf

"I wish I had a guy, I wish I had a guy.... I wish I had a guy...."
Sallie, singing

"No, you are NOT going to put me in the microwave!!"
Heather

“It’s not a TRUE hike unless we are topless.” (Sexy yoga-on-cliff photographer guy glances up.)
Amy